Made of a space-age alloy and employing the most advanced nano-tech superconductive positronic brain, Carey the Two has the ability to navigate in 3-D environments with astounding precision. Which is why he leads the daily yoga classes at W.E.I.R.D.S. Academy. You should see his Downward Facing Dog… it’s the namaste-est!

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When Dr. Mondo needed a can opener, he decided to use a spare brain he had lying around the lab to create Doug, who works in the Academy’s scullery. Unexpectedly, but delightfully so, Doug also turned out to be a flamenco dancer of deft skill, with twice the castanet skills as most folks.

On the plant Ogglygoog, evolution has made it so that every creature is connected to the other and the planet itself by psychic, segmented worm-like creatures, who share a hivemind and are pivotal in the well-being of the planet. They are all named Earl. Dr. Mondo built this mechanized suit for the two representatives they sent to Earth to facilitate they’re mobility in our atmosphere.

Combining the DNA of sea life he found in Pluto’s subterranean ocean with that of an old cabbage from the back of the fridge, Dr. Mondo created the lovely Plutoonya. She’s a delight to have around the lab kitchen as she can open any jar and makes an excellent can opener. Her hollow arms also make her very good at Tuvan sucker singing. 

Thumb wars. High fives. Rock, paper, scissors. Hand jive. Hans is just the best at them, and he has a leg up (or two) on most other monsters. (A tip of the tentacle to tall glass of water Andy Bell for naming Hans).

Glaucus puts the “fun” in “(f)ungulate” as he wiggles like nobody’s business during his twice weekly interpretive dance classes at the Academy. He also does a great impression of a used car lot tube man dancer.

Dr. Mondo overlooks the fact the Old Jay emits an ear-piercing shriek if he even smells melted butter because those claws are so good at cracking nuts. And not just peanuts or almonds and stuff but, like, Brazil nuts… without shooting shell and nut meat in a million different directions even.

He loves to give hugs (and gently nibble on your head).

While in Germany’s Black Forest, Dr. Mondo discovered an abandoned alchemist’s cottage and instructions on how to build a “Tickle Monster”. Tweeking the recipe, had created Hildegard, who only tells the funniest Dad Joke, tickling the funny bones of the staff of W.E.I.R.D.S. Academy to no end.

This fine fellow… er, fellows?... enjoys long walks in the swamp, having burping contests with himself, combing his luxurious fur and, like all of Dr. Mondo’s monsters, having his heads, arms and legs rearranged with other monsters’ monster parts.

Stu is the absolute master of the Squinky Stink-eye, able to nonplus the heck out of anyone at the drop of bat.

Not much is known about Bob, except that he does not care for lemon yogurt and will roll himself up into a ball if you offer him some. Only playing Bach’s “Toccata and Fugue in D Minor” will eventually un-sphere him.

Attended U.C. Santa Cruz, where he was very popular.

She so shiny! The gold standard of giant mutant insect monsters, really.

Having bought a bunch of random parts at a W.E.I.R.D.S. (Wholly Eccentric Indubitably Roughish Deranged Scientists) rummage sale in Pigswallop Upon Muckbend, England, Dr. Mondo cobbled together a dragon who’s not quite right in the heads. Triple F, as they call him, breathes bubbles, tells dad joke instead of asks riddles and hordes Little Golden Books. 

The other monsters rarely see eye-to-eye with Ron but he does come in handy if they need an envelope licked.

The Fuzzy-Wuzzy monsters all clamber for Thudknuckle to comb their fur.